Bald Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central

Go baldly into humor with Bald Yo Mama Jokes! This category is dedicated to jokes that playfully exaggerate "Yo Mama's" lack of hair on top. If you're ready for jokes about shiny heads and comical hair loss, explore this collection!

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's so bald, we thought the sun was rising when she got up.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brainwashed.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's so bald that when she put on a sweater, folks thought she was a roll on deodorant.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so bald that Vin Diesel thought she was his twin.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so bald, when I rubbed her head, I could see the future.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma is so bald that when it's cloudy out at night, you still see a full moon.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so bald, I could polish her head and take her bowling.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so bald even the hairdressers used her head for a mirror.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma so bald, when I rub her head, I can see the future.

BALD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed.