Dirty Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central
Enter at your own risk: Dirty Yo Mama Jokes! This category is strictly for adults and contains jokes with mature themes, suggestive humor, and risqué insults. If you're ready for jokes that are definitely not for kids, explore this collection (with caution)!
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's breath is so bad people look forward to her farts!
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that she makes mud look clean.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that she has to creep up on bathwater.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that she loses weight in the shower.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that even Swamp Thing told her to take a shower.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that the US Government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out and said "I'll wait."
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's house is so dirty that roaches ride around on dune buggies!
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so dirty, she fertilizes her lawn by rolling in it!
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so dirty, when a seed gets stuck in her ass crack it beings to grow!
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so dirty, she jumped in a river and created a mud slide!
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so dirty, when the wind blows people yell "Sand Storm!!!"
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles, traffic slows down!
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma is so dirty she is like a chicken coop because cocks fly in and out all day.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so dirty she had to wipe her feet before she walked outside.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dirty that when she takes a bath she becomes skinny.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma so dirty the only dis I'm going to give her is disinfectant.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma is so stank she makes skunks smell like desert flower Air Wick.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's breath stinks so bad she can't help but talk shit.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma so gross, her shadow leaves a grease trail.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's breath so stank, when she talks to her plants they hold their breath.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's so dirty, even roaches won't live with her.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Your mom's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.