Dumb Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central

Prepare for Dumb Yo Mama Jokes! This category is all about silly, nonsensical, and just plain dumb humor. If you enjoy jokes that are more goofy than clever, explore our collection of hilariously stupid insults!

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Yo mama so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.

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Yo mama so dumb, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

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Yo mama so dumb, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

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Yo mama so dumb, she sold her car to get gasoline money.

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Yo mama so dumb, she went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she put sugar on the bed because she wanted sweet dreams.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

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Yo momma so stupid, when they said, 'Order in the court,' she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

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Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

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Yo momma so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, 'Wait, you forgot the remote!'

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Yo mama is so dumb, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

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Yo mama is so stupid, when she took an IQ test, it came back negative.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

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Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, 'Drinks on the house,' she got a ladder.

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Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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Yo mama's so dim-witted, she couldn't find her way out of a paper bag with GPS.

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Yo mama's so brainless, she makes sponges look like geniuses.

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Yo mama's so unintelligent, she argues with Siri and loses.

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Yo mama's so clueless, she gets lost in a revolving door.

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Yo mama's so dense, she thinks 'Limited Edition' means they are giving away free editions.

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Yo momma is so dumb, she makes up more words than Donald Trump.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk and Don't Walk.'

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she ran outside with a purse because she heard there was change in the weather.

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Yo mama is so stupid that I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she wiped her ass before she took a shit.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she tries to insult you with yo mama jokes.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she put a peephole in a glass door.

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Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she shoved a AA battery up her butt and said "I got the power!"

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Yo mama is so stupid that she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she sold the house to pay the mortgage.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her about X-Men she said "Sure, there's Bobby my first baby daddy, Roger the guy I see on Thursdays..."

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought meow mix was a record for cats.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she took lessons for a player piano.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna know".

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ummm... Levis?"

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Yo mama is so stupid that if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

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Yo mama is so stupid that it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

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Yo mama is so stupid that on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks a stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.

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Yo mama is so stupid that the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

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Yo mama is so stupid that I saw her walking down the street yelling into an envelope, asked what she was doing, and she said sending a voice mail.

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Yo mama is so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought Mick Jagger was a breakfast sandwich!

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she heard her neighbour was spanking the monkey, she called the humane society.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she asked you "What is the number for 911?"

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Yo mama is so stupid that she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she picked up the phone and asked "What button do I push?"

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Yo mama is so stupid that when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."

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Yo mama is so stupid that when her husband lost his marbles she ran to the store and bought him new ones.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when I asked her if she wanted to play one on one, she said "Ok, but what's the teams?"

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

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Yo mama is so stupid that when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks socialism means partying!

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Yo mama is so stupid that when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F, and wrote sometimes Wednesday too."

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks deadbeat is a type of music.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.

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Yo mama is so stupid that at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Scorpio.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she wouldn't know up from down if she had three guesses.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a curb.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she put on bug spray before going to the flea market.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.

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Yo mama's so stupid that she got locked inside a motorcycle.

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Yo mama's so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth.

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Yo mama's so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

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Yo mama's so stupid that whenever someone rings the doorbell, she checks the microwave.

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Yo mama's so stupid that when she broke her VCR, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

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Yo mama so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

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Yo mama so silly, I saw her in a tree talking about how she was the branch manager.

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Yo mama’s so silly she told the NFL players to bring spoons to the Super Bowl.

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Yo momma is so silly that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them, “Hey, you forgot the remote!”

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Yo mama’s so silly, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.

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Yo mama so scatterbrained, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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Yo mama so ridiculous, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

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Yo mama so confused, she tried to eat Eminem the rapper.

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Yo mama so silly, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

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Yo mama so confused, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

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Yo mama is so confusing that even Scooby Doo couldn’t solve that mystery.

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Yo mama’s so dim, she held a battery up and said, “I got the power!”

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Yo mama is so clueless, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo mama’s so clueless, when the judge said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo mama’s so clueless, she went to the optometrist to get an iPhone.

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Yo mama’s so clueless, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Yo mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

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Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

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Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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Yo momma so dumb that when she was locked in a grocery store she starved!

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Yo Momma's so dumb that when I told her it was chilly outside, she went and got a bowl.

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Yo mama's so dumb that Rebecca Black taught her the days of the week.

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Yo momma's so dumb she doesn't know which date 9/11 is on.

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Yo momma is so dumb she put the air conditioning in backwards saying she was going to chill outside.

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Yo mama is so fat and dumb she signed up for an email account because she heard it contained spam.

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Yo momma is so dumb when someone asked her what the capital of Canada was she answered, "C."

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Yo mamma so dumb she bought a sliding glass door with a peephole.

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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

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Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

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Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

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Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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Yo momma is so stupid when your dad sad it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!

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Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

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Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

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Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

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Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

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Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

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Yo mamma so stupid her password needed 8 characters, so she typed "Snow White and the 7 dwarfs."

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Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

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Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

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Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.

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Yo mamma is so stupid, she stopped her car at a stop sign and she's still waiting for it to turn green.

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Your mom is so stupid I told her spring was around the corner and she went looking for it.

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Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

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Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.

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Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."

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Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

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Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

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Yo momma so stupid, when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."

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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.

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Yo mama is so dumb, where it said, "Do not write here" on her application, she wrote "Ok."

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Yo momma so stupid, she wanted an apple and went to the Apple Store.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

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Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.

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Yo mama is so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!

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Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said, "Where's my gumball?"

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Yo Momma So Stupid She Climbed A Glass Wall To See What Was On The Other Side.

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Your momma's so stupid when my car ran out of gas she came over and farted in the tank.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film.

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Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"

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Yo mama is so stupid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.

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Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she uses hair spray to clean her pet rabbit!

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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

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Yo momma so stupid, she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.

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Yo mamma so stupid that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"

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Yo mamma is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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Yo mamma so stupid, she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

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Yo mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Sending a voicemail."

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Yo momma's so dumb, the psychic hotline only charges her half price to read her mind!

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Your momma is so stupid she asked, "What is the number for 911?"

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Yo momma so stupid she went to Boost Mobile to fill up her nitro.

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Yo momma so stupid, when the dentist said she needed a crown she thought she was going to be queen.

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Yo momma so stupid she thought that putting a clock in a fridge would freeze time!

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Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a cup, ran to the police and said she got mugged

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Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something that fish smoked.

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Yo momma's so stupid, that when I saw her shouting in my mailbox, she said she leaving me a voicemail.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

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yo mama is so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke

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yo mamma is so stupid she put 50 cent coins in each ear and thought she was listening to 50 cent

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Yo mama's so stupid she was yelling through a letter box, we asked her what she was doing, she said leaving a voicemail

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your mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get bluetooth

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yo momma so stupid she made a appointment with DR. PEPPER

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Yo mama is so stupid she came to a stop sign and waited till it said go

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Yo mama's so stupid that when she uses Hotmail she wears oven mitts.

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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to use her MetroCard at Subway.

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Yo mama is so stupid when I asked for a Hot Pocket she lit her pants on fire.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when asked for her emergency contact number she said, "9-1-1."

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Yo mamma is so stupid that she bought some doughnuts and returned them because they had holes in them.

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Your mamma is so stupid she asked what the number for 911 was.

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Yo momma so stupid when she went to go see a movie, it said "under 17 not allowed," so she left to get 16 more friends to go with her.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

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Yo momma's so stupid, when I asked her to purchase me a color television, she asked me, "Which color?"

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Yo momma's so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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yo momma so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl

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Yo mama is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to eat a power mac because she thought it was better than a big mac.

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Yo momma is so dumb, that she put a phone up her ass because she wanted to make booty call.

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Yo mama is so stupid she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

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Yo momma is so stupid, when she went to the movie theater & the movie she wanted to see said, "under 17 not allowed," she left & brought back 16 of her friends.

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Yo mama is so stupid she murked herself in a rap battle!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a charity.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Chicken Pot Pie was a fraternity!

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Yo momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to make minute rice.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger from McDonald's and said, "Hold the cheese."

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Yo momma's so stupid, she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she asked me what jeans I wear. I said, "Guess" and she said, "Wrangler?"

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Yo mama's so stupid when she heard of Facebook she went to a book store and asked the book keeper were can I find face book

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Yo mama is so stupid, she had a staring contest with a Ford Focus.

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Yo mamma so stupid she was staring at my Ford because it said "Focus."