Fat Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central
Dive into our collection of Fat Yo Mama Jokes! Find tons of side-splittingly funny jokes about weight, size, and eating habits. Perfect for sharing a laugh (or a playful roast) with friends.
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Yo momma is just like Jupiter: huge, round, and gassy.
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Yo mama is like the sun. Big, round, and hard to look at.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
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Yo mama so fat, she wakes up in sections.
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Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
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Yo mama is so fat, her belly button got an echo.
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Yo mama is so fat, that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.
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Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
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Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: 'To be continued.'
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Yo mama's so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed at the same time.
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Yo momma is so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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Yo mama so fat, people keep pushing her in the water when she's at the beach so she won't die.
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Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
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Yo mama so fat, that when she wanted a water bed, she just put a blanket over the ocean.
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Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo mama so fat, she has her own ZIP code.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
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Yo mama's so fat, she went on a diet and caused a recession.
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Yo mama is so fat, she uses Google Earth to take a selfie.
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Yo mama is so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo mama is so fat, she gets group insurance.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket she wanted, she said, 'The one on the roof!'
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Yo mam's so fat, she has to iron her shirts in the driveway.
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Yo mama is so fat, she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.
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Yo mama is so big, her belt size is 'equator.'
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Yo mama's so fat, that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing 'we are family.'
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Yo mama is so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long-distance call.
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Yo mama is so fat, she left in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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Yo mama is so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
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Yo mama is so fat, her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
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Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
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Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
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Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
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Yo mama is so fat that when you get on top of her your ears pop.
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Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a car and had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
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Yo mama is so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".
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Yo mama is so fat that we're in her right now!
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Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.
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Yo mama is so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she wants to shake someones hand, she has to give directions!
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Yo mama is so fat that even Dora can't explore her!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".
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Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a resturant, she looks at the menu and says "okay!"
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Yo mama is so fat that even Chuck Norris couldn't run around her.
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Yo mama is so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she volunteered to clean the cages at the zoo, people would walk by and say "Look at that hippopotamus!".
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Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
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Yo mama is so fat that she's got her own area code!
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Yo mama is so fat that she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.
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Yo mama is so fat that whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo mama is so fat that she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
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Yo mama is so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
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Yo mama is so fat that I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she lies on the beach no one else gets any sun!
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Yo mama is so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
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Yo mama is so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Yo mama is so fat that she fell and created the Grand Canyon!
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Yo mama is so fat that her butt drags on the ground and kids yell - "there goes santa claus with his bag of toys!"
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Yo mama is so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
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Yo mama is so fat that she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
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Yo mama is so fat that she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo mama is so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
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Yo mama is so fat that when we were playing Call of Duty, I got a 20 kill streak for killing her.
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Yo mama is so fat that Dracula got Type 2 Diabetes after biting her neck.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
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Yo mama is so fat that that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went to church and sat on a bible, Jesus came out and said "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"
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Yo mama is so fat that when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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Yo mama is so fat that she stands in two time zones.
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Yo mama is so fat that she went to the fair and the kids thought she was a bouncy castle.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo mama is so fat that the camera TAKES AWAY 10 lbs from her appearance.
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Yo mama is so fat that her sedan can fit 5 people... or just yo mama with the front seats removed.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing 'We Are Family'.
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Yo mama is so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.
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Yo mama is so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
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Yo mama is so fat, Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!
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Yo mama is so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it shows her own phone number.
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Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads 'lose some weight'.
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Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't get dreams, she gets movies!
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Yo mama's so fat that when she walks, she changes the earth's rotation!
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Yo mama is so fat that she uses the entire country of Mexico as her tanning bed.
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Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
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Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
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Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
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Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
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Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?
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Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."
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Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"
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Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"
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Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
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Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"
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Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
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Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
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Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .
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Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.
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Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
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Yo mama so fat when stepped on a scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
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Yo momma is so fat that the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
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Yo momma so fat she fell out of the family tree.
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Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."
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Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
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Yo mama so fat the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.
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Your mamma's so fat people jog around her for exercise.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
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Yo mama so fat the only reason she took algebra in high school was because she heard there was gonna be some pi.
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Yo momma is so fat you need to take two trains and a bus just to get on her good side.
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Yo momma so fat her favorite food is seconds.
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Yo momma's so fat she puts a cup of water in the bathtub and it still overflows!
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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Yo mama so fat that when aliens came to invade us they said, "Wow! Two planets in one."
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger came out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo momma is so fat it took Nationwide 2 years to get on her side.
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Yo mama so fat she got a job at the movie theater as the screen!
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Yo mama so fat when she goes into an elevator she has to go down.
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she showed up to watch a sumo wrestling tournament, they gave her the trophy.
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Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.
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Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.
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Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
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Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.
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Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.
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Yo Momma so fat she uses the 101 fwy for a slip 'n' slide!
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Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
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Your mama so fat when she did a push up Earth went down.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.
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Yo momma so fat when she turned around we gave her a Welcome Back Party.
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Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.
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Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.
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Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.
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Yo momma's so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.
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Yo mama is so fat that she measures 36-24-36, and the other arm is just as big.
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Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.
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Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.
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Yo momma is so fat if she does jumping jacks in high heels she will strike oil!
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Yo momma so fat she wore a sign that said "CAUTION: Wide Turns!"
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Yo mama is so fat that black holes try to escape her.
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Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.
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Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.
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Yo mama so fat she got titties on her back.
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Your momma is so fat NASA used her to fill a hole in the ozone layer.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she applied to be a bus driver she found out she was qualified to be the bus.
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Yo mama is so fat that I had to take her photo in panorama mode.
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Yo mama's so fat that to get her through a doorway you have to grease the doorframe and hold a Twinkie on the other side.
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Yo mama so fat that when she wears a yellow dress while bungee jumping people think the sun is falling.
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Yo mama so fat the National Hurricane Center named each of her farts.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a rapid flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her twenty years to live.
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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers won’t look at her.
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Your mama so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.
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Yo momma so fat she added a profile picture to her Facebook and it's still loading.
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Yo momma is so fat Miley Cyrus uses her as a wreaking ball.
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Yo momma is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everybody.
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Yo momma so fat that when she farted, the second Big Bang occurred.
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Yo momma so fat she was on her way to McDonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's.
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Yo momma so fat her belly button made it to her house 15 minutes before she did.
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Yo mama's so fat when she went on the scale she said, "How does it know my credit card number?"
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Yo moma so fat she wears trashbags for socks.
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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
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Yo momma so fat when she trips in California, she lands in The Philippines
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Yo momma so fat not even Naruto could believe it.
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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on a weighing scales it said ONE PERSON AT A TIME PLEASE
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Yo momma is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress the sun went out of business.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she gets her shoes shined she has to take their word for it.
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Yo mama so fat her belt size is hula-hoop.
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Yo mama is so fat that when I had sex with her I had to roll over two times to get off of her.
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Yo momma's so fat when she went to In-N-Out, she couldn't get in or out.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she went to In-N-Out Burger, she couldn't go in or out.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
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Yo mama so fat whet she took her first step the grand canyon was made
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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her
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Yo mamma is so fat she walked pass the T.V. and I missed three episodes
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Yo Momma's so fat that when she went up to space, there was no space!
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Yo mama has so many rolls of fat she has to screw on her pants.
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Yo mama so fat when she sat on four quarters she made a dollar bill.
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Yo mama is so fat and dumb she signed up for an email account because she heard it contained spam.
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Yo mama so fat that she stepped on a scale and two white flags popped out that said, "I surrender!"
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Yo mom is so fat when she walked in front of the window, we lost sun light for 7 days.
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Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for Star Wars she was cast as outer space.
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Your momma so fat when she turned on her PS4 the PlayStation Network crashed.
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Your momma so fat when she stepped on a quarter she picked up two dimes and a nickel.
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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a dollar 4 quarters popped out.
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Yo mama so fat when she goes up to a buffet she doesn't bring a plate, she brings her chair.
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Yo mamma's so fat she turned an airplane into a submarine.
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Yo mama so fat that Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
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Yo momma is so fat when you tell her to haul ass she takes three trips.
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Yo momma's so fat Jesus can't even lift her spirit.
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Your momma is so fat that your dad has to climb 15 minutes just to give her a kiss.
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Your mamma is so fat when she was an astronaut, scientists thought she was a planet.
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Your mum is so fat when she went on the scale it said, "To be continued..."
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Yo momma so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.
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Yo Momma so fat she has her own area code.
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Yo mama so fat she sat at the edge of the ocean and the lifeguard said, "Ma'am, you're blocking the tide."
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she went in the ocean, the ocean came out!
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Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming explorers claimed her for new land.
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Yo mama so fat that when she plays volleyball she plays the whole court.
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Yo momma's thighs are so fat you can smack them and ride the waves.
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Yo momma so fat that the back of her neck looked like a pack of hot dogs.
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Yo momma so fat when she went whale watching the people were watching her.
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Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Mars bar on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo momma is so so fat that when she sat on a monster truck she made it a low-rider.
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Yo mama so fat the only thing keeping her from McDonald's is the door.
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Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on WalMart the prices got lower.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow Skittles popped out.
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Yo mamma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said her Social Security number.
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Yo momma is so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door
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Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to conclusions.
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Yo mama so fat she went for a swim under water she opened her mouth and swallowed the whole ocean.IN ONE GULP
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Yo Momma so fat she got arrested at the airport for carrying 10 pounds of crack
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Yo momma so fat when she got her period people thought there was a volcano.
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Yo momma so fat Earth is tilted because she fell out of her chair.
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Yo mama so fat that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.
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Yo momma's so fat she needs a helicopter to take a selfie.
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Yo momma is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
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Yo mama is so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guy’s word for it.
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Yo mamma so fat when she went to get her picture taken the photographer told her to say "Cheese" and she said, "Where?"
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Yo mama so fat I took 2 train rides and one bus to get to her good side.
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Your mom is so fat she went to a party in a metallic dress and people thought she was a keg.
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Yo momma so fat she plays billiards with the planets.
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Yo momma is so fat she wakes up in sections.
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Yo momma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic-tac!
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Yo momma's so fat that her Patronus is a cake.
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your mama so fat people jog round her for excercise
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Yo mamma is so fat when she has to make a long distance call just to talk to herself.
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Yo momma so fat when she jumped for joy she got stuck.
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Yo momma is so fat her blood type is ragù.
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Yo mamas so fat she used two buses for roller skates.
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Yo mama's so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom tried to give her a massage and got lost!
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Yo mama so fat she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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Yo mamma is so fat she wore a yellow shirt and the Sun said I am out of the job
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
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Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"
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Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.
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Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.
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Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said, "One person at a time please."
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Yo momma's so fat, when she farted, she launched herself into orbit.
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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."
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Yo mamma is so fat, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says, "Please step out of the car."
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Yo momma's so fat, when she uses the keyboard she presses every key at once!
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Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already worldwide.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her for the new world.
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Yo momma's so fat, the Hogwarts Sorting Hat put her in all 4 houses!
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Yo momma's so fat, she only knows 3 letters of the alphabet: KFC.
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Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Yo momma's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas.
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Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she pressed the UP button on the elevator it went DOWN.
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Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.
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Yo mamma is so fat, black holes get sucked into her.
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Yo mamma's so fat, I don't have to make a joke.
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Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip code.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!"
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Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
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Yo momma's so fat, she played the role of the boulder in the first Indiana Jones movie.
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Yo mama so fat, when she sweats she causes a tsunami.
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Yp mama so fat, she caused millions of dollar property damage.
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Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she rubs her thighs together, I smell bacon.
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Yo momma's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
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Yo momma's so fat, when we asked her what her hometown is, she said, "Buffet."
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Yo mama so big she got hit by a bus and said, "Hey, who threw a rock at me?"
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Yo momma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
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Yo mamma's so fat, she IS the circle of life.
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Your mum is like the sun: big, round, and hard to look at.
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Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of HER!
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Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
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Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
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Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to Sizzler she got a group discount.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge, too.
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Yo mamma so fat, when she plays paintball her teammates hide behind her.
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Yo momma is so fat, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
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Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason the Earth tilts on its axis.
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Yo mama's so fat, her soup bowl came with a lifeguard.
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Yo momma's so fat, she has her own zip code 900daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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Yo mama so ugly, your father brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Yo mama so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
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Yo mama so fat, half of her is in a parallel universe.
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Yo momma is so fat, Stephen Hawkings black hole theory was based on her asshole.
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Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is offended.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm. One for each time zone.
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Yo momma's so fat, when I said I wanted "pigs in a blanket," she got back in bed.
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Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to put them in her pockets.
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Yo momma so fat, she broke the FAMILY tree!
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Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped up, she got stuck in the air!
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Yo momma so fat, her bellybutton's got an echo.
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Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her!
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Yo mama so fat, her shadow broke the pavement.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she died in Call of Duty, the other player got a 10 kill streak!
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Yo momma so fat, Miley Cyrus uses her as a wrecking ball!
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Yo momma's so fat, when she walks backwards you hear, "Beep! Beep! Beep!"
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Yo momma'so fat, if she was a witch, her broomstick would be a broomtree!
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Yo momma's so fat, her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it's time to eat.
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Yo momma so fat, she uses the Kool-Aid man for a teacup.
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Yo momma's so fat, your dad had to roll over twice before he could get off her.
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Yo momma's so fat, that I couldn't have sex with her until I rolled her in flour and found the wet spot.
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Yo momma is so fat, the only thing stopping her from getting a big mac was the door.
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Yo momma so fat, even Dora couldn't explore her!
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Yo momma so fat, that when she went skydiving, people thought it was a meteor
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Yo Momma is so fat, when she switches her cell phone from one ear to the other she get billed for roaming.
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Yo mama so fat, it took me two buses and a train just to get on her good side.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she talks to herself it's a long-distance call.
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Your mom is so fat, she made an email account just so she could eat the spam.
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Yo mamma so fat, she wears two watches to keep track of the time zones she's in.
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Yo mamma so fat, when she was swimming she was mistaken for an island!
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Yo mamma is so fat, people exercise by jogging around her.
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow, and Skittles popped out!
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Yo momma's so fat, it took me two planes, a train, and a bike ride just to get on her good side.
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Yo momma's so big, that when she stops walking, she has to put her hazard lights on.
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Yo momma's so fat, that when she goes out to a restaurant, she looks at the menu and says, "sounds good."
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Yo momma's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt, and a helicopter tried to land on her.
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Yo momma's so fat, she went bungee jumping and went straight to Hell.
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Yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went skydiving over Iraq, everyone thought America dropped a nuke.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she walked in front of the television, I missed three commercials.
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Yo momma's so fat, the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she put on high-heels and walked out onto the street, she struck oil!
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Yo momma's so fat, her butt has its own congressman.
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Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Yo momma's so fat, every time she turns around it's her next birthday.
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Yo momma's so fat, she went to Jenny Craig and they said, "Sorry, we don't do miracles."
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Yo momma's so fat, she has to do a Slip 'N Slide on the 405 freeway.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wears a VCR as a beeper.
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Yo momma's so fat, when we played hide and seek, I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
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Yo momma's so fat, she needs one bar stool for each butt cheek.
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a Nintendo GameCube and it turned into a Game Boy.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the zoo, elephants began throwing peanuts at her.
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Yo momma's so fat, they sent her into space and she clogged up a black hole!
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Yo momma so dumb, she tried to eat a power mac because she thought it was better than a big mac.
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Your momma's so fat, when she takes a selfie she's gotta put her camera on panoramic mode!
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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an oak tree she made a bonsai.
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Your momma is so fat, when she farts even Krakatoa is jealous.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sits down, she's three feet taller.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she runs, she makes the CD player skip at the radio station.
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Yo momma's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
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Yo momma's so fat, when I got on top of her, my ears popped.
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Yo momma's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial photograph.
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Yo momma so fat, she broke a world record by falling on it
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Yo mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fat.