Hairy Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central
Get hairy with Hairy Yo Mama Jokes! This category is dedicated to jokes that playfully exaggerate "Yo Mama's" hairiness (or lack thereof in unexpected places!). If you're ready for jokes about comical furriness and wild manes, explore this collection!
HAIRY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s hair is so long, Rapunzel takes styling lessons from her.
HAIRY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so hairy that when she went to see the new Star Wars movie, everyone thought Chewbacca was making a promotional appearance.
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Yo mama’s so nice she’d give me the hair off her back.
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Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Yo mama's chest is so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
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Yo mama's so hairy, you were born with third-degree rug burn.
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Yo mama's so hairy, she has to comb her wrist to see what time it is.
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Yo mama is so hairy, people think she's an Ewok.
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Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip that she braids it.
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Yo mama is so hairy that Bigfoot wants to take HER picture!
HAIRY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock.
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Yo mama is so hairy that you almost died of rugburn at birth!
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Yo mama is so hairy that they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
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Yo mama is so hairy that if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet.
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Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like Bigfoot in a tank top.
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Yo mama is so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.
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Yo mama is so hairy that when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage.
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Yo mama is so hairy that she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
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Yo mama is so hairy that Jane Goodall follows her around.
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Yo mama is so hairy that the only language she can speak is wookie.
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Yo mama is so hairy that she shaves her legs with a weedwacker.
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Yo mama is so hairy that if you shaved her legs, you could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
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Yo mama is so hairy that her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
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Yo mama's so hairy that she's got sideburns on her tits.
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Yo mama is so hairy that she got a trim and lost 20 pounds.
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Yo mama is so hairy that people run up to her and say "Chewbacca, can I get your autograph?"
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Yo mama is so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca's cousin.
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Yo mama is so hairy that two birds made nests in her armpits and she doesn't even know about it!
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Yo mama is so hairy that when she's at a nude beach people think she's wearing a fur coat!
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Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."
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Yo mama's armpit is so hairy it looks like she has Bigfoot in a headlock.
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Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had carpet burn.
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Yo momma's so hairy when she went too the zoo everybody screamed, "The gorilla's loose!"
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Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of HER!
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Yo mama is so hairy she shaves with a weed-whacker.
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is offended.
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Yo mama so hairy when I hugged her I got a rug burn.
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Yo momma so hairy when she shaved she lost 200 pounds
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Yo mamma so hairy when she lifted her armpit she said, "Welcome to the jungle."
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Yo mama so hairy that when she went to the pet store they locked her up in a cage!
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Yo mamma is so hairy that she cut her hair and lost 20 pounds.
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Yo mama so hairy Jane Goodall set up a base camp in her bathroom.
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Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
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Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.
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Yo momma so hairy, she has to use a lawnmower to shave her underarm hair.
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Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie.
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Yo momma's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia Pet.