Lazy Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central

Take it easy with Lazy Yo Mama Jokes! This category is dedicated to jokes that playfully exaggerate "Yo Mama's" extreme laziness and lack of motivation. If you're ready for jokes about comical sloth and epic procrastination, explore this collection!

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma's so slow when she crossed the street she got a parking ticket.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so lazy, she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's lazy, she makes couch potatoes look energetic.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's idle, she makes statues look like they have a busy schedule.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's lethargic, she makes snails look like they are competing in NASCAR.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's slow, she makes molasses in January seem like it's in a hurry.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's sluggish, she makes turtles look like they are training for the Olympics.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's inefficient, she couldn't run a microwave, let alone a marathon.

LAZY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's unproductive, she makes sloths look like workaholics.