Nasty Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central

Brace yourself for Nasty Yo Mama Jokes! This category is not for the faint of heart. If you enjoy humor that pushes the boundaries and isn't afraid to be a little (or a lot) rude, explore our collection of truly nasty and hilarious insults.

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Yo mama is so nasty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

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Yo mama is so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away.

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Yo mama is so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

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Yo mama is so nasty that a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

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Yo mama is so nasty that I chatted with her on MSN and she gave me a virus.

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Yo mama is so nasty that she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

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Yo mama is so nasty that she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

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Yo mama is so nasty that she has a sign by her crotch that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

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Yo mama is so nasty that she's got more clap than an auditorium.

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Yo mama is so nasty that she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."

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Yo mama is so nasty that she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

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Yo mama is so nasty that she made right guard turn left.

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Yo mama is so nasty that I when I talked to her on the phone, she gave me an ear infection.

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Yo mama is so nasty that next to her a skunk smells sweet.

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Yo mama is so nasty that when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.

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Yo mama is so nasty that every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.

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Yo mama is so nasty that even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

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Yo mama is so nasty that the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

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Yo mama is so nasty that her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

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Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.

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Yo mama is so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.

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Yo mama is so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.

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Yo mama is so greasy that she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.

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Yo mama is so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.

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Yo mama is so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.

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Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth.

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Yo momma is so nasty when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.

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Yo mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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Yo momma so nasty they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .

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Yo momma so nasty when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.

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Your mom's so nasty she puts ice down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

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Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!