Old Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central

Turn back time with Old Yo Mama Jokes! This category is dedicated to jokes that playfully exaggerate "Yo Mama's" advanced age. If you're ready for jokes about wrinkles, rocking chairs, and comical senior moments, explore this collection!

OLD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

OLD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

OLD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

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Yo mama so old, her birth certificate says expired on it.

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Yo mama is so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.

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Yo mamas so old, she knew Gandalf when he only had a mustache.

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Yo mama is so old, the back of her head looks like a raisin.

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Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was still just getting sick.

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Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.

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Yo mama is so old that she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

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Yo mama is so old that she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.

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Yo mama is so old she remembers when the Mayans published their calendar.

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Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.

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Yo mama is so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

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Yo mama is so old that she drove a chariot to high school.

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Yo mama is so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

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Yo mama is so old that she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.

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Yo mama is so old that she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

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Yo mama is so old that she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.

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Yo mama is so old that she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

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Yo mama is so old that when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.

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Yo mama is so old that she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.

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Yo mama is so old that when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

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Yo mama is so old that she learned to write on cave walls.

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Yo mama is so old that her memory is in black and white.

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Yo mama is so old that she planted the first tree at Central Park.

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Yo mama is so old that she sat next to Jesus in third grade.

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Yo mama is so old that she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

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Yo mama is so old that she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.

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Yo mama is so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

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Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

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Yo mama is so old that when she was young rainbows were black and white.

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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

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Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder.

OLD YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

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Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.

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Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

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Yo momma is so old she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Yo mama is so old that the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

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Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

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Yo momma is so old that on her birth certificate it said expired on it.

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Yo mama is so old when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

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Yo momma is so frickin old her breast milk is powdered.

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Yo mamma so old when I tapped her back her boobs fell off.

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Yo momma's so smelly, an old blind geezer walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"

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Yo momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her boobs fell off.

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Yo momma's so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.

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Yo mama’s so old, when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine!

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Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.

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Yo momma's so old, she was told to act her own age, and she died.

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Yo momma's so old, they had to take her tampon to the natural history museum to find out what period it came from.

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Yo mamma's so old, when I told her to act her age she died

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Yo momma's so old, the fire department is on standby when you light her birthday cake.

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Yo momma's so old, when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

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yo mamma so old, that on her birth certificate says 'EXPIRED' on it.

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Yo mama so old, her high school photo was a cave painting

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Yo momma is so old, her birth certificate says "EXPIRED."

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Yo momma's so old, that when God said, "Let there be light," she had to flip the switch!

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Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

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Yo momma's so old, she sat in front of Jesus in first grade.

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Yo momma's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.

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Yo momma's so old, she has Roman Numerals on her birth certificate.

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Yo momma's so old, when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishing.

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Yo momma's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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Yo momma so old, her first Christmas, WAS the first Christmas!

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Yo momma so old, when we watched Jurrasic Park she started having flashbacks.

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Yo momma's so old, when I asked for her ID, she handed me a rock

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Yo momma's so old, her first job was as Cain and Abel's baby-sitter.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.