Other Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central
Welcome to the "Other" Yo Mama Jokes category! This is our catch-all for jokes that are hilarious but don't quite fit into our other specific categories. If you're looking for a bit of everything or just want to explore some unique and varied insults, this is the place to be!
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so American, she deep-fries her toothpaste.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so American, she sued McDonald’s for selling French fries.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so American, her birthday song is the National Anthem.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama such a bad cook, the foods throw itself into the garbage.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s cooking is so bad, every April Fool’s she cooks a good meal.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s such a bad cook, the flies got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so cold, she gives everyone around her frostbite.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's unpleasant, even silence is preferable.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s bag is so cluttered it’s like the inside of a dollar store in there.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s such a mess, Fix-It Felix said, “I can’t fix it.”
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's irrelevant, history classes fast-forward through her life.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's insignificant, she makes dust motes feel like celestial bodies.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's unimportant, she's not even a footnote in the history of lint.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's scatterbrained, she forgets what she's mad about mid-argument.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's absentminded, she'd forget her own birthday if it wasn't on Facebook.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's forgetful, she makes short-term memory look like a lifetime commitment.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so protective, she covered you in Band-Aids before you got the boo-boos.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's unkind, she makes tax collectors seem generous.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's cruel, she laughs when kittens sneeze.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so strict, she wants you home before, during, and after dark.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so strict, she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so strict, she grounded you for getting a silver medal.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so strict, she locked you up in a tower.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so stern, they don’t give her Happy Meals at McDonald’s.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so unfunny, she ruins every joke she ever tells.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s sense of humor is so dry, her best jokes are your worst.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's boring, she makes watching paint dry seem like an action movie.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's useless, she couldn't find her car keys if they were glued to her hand.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's inept, she couldn't organize a two-car funeral.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's incompetent, she couldn't manage a pet rock.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so weird, she names her shoes.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so weird, she irons her socks.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so weird, she talks to herself on FaceTime.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's intrusive, she could make solitude feel like a crowded elevator.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's nosy, she could find your secrets even if you don't have any.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's meddling, she could backseat drive a self-driving car.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's interfering, she could edit your dreams while you're sleeping.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's offensive, she makes reality TV seem educational.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's crude, she makes truck drivers blush.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's vulgar, she makes stand-up comedians seem subtle.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's tasteless, she makes airplane food look like a Michelin star meal.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so ridiculous, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama moves so slow that when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's slow, she still uses Internet Explorer.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's slow, she makes molasses in January seem like it's in a hurry.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so bad at directions, when she saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so bad with directions, she saw a “Disneyland left” sign on the way to the theme park, so she went home.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's annoying, she sets off car alarms by walking past.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's irritating, she could make a cactus lose its needles.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's bothersome, she makes telemarketers sound appealing.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's aggravating, she could test the patience of a saint on vacation.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's exasperating, she could drive a saint to become a sinner.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's obnoxious, she could make a rock star want to whisper.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's disruptive, she could ruin a mime convention.
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Yo mama's graceless, she makes hippos look like ballerinas.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's awkward, she makes robots seem smooth dancers.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's sensitive, she cries when the toaster burns her toast.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's sensitive, she brings tissues to action movies.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's forehead is so big, you could show slides on it.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma is so paranoid, they call her the alarm belle.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma is so ashy, every time she rubs her arms it snows.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so broke that she couldn't even pay attention.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is like a campfire: everybody gets to stick their wieners in.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mommas like a shotgun: two cocks and she blows.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma is such a ho they call her house Kum & Go because all the men "Kum & Go."
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is just like a lawn mower: everyone gets a push.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Your mom has been bounced on more times than the "i" in Pixar.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo ma's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so broke she can't even afford to lose.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk!
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's so bucked toothed, when she bowed her head to pray, she bit a hole in her chest.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Your momma is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Your momma's credit is so bad, the bank won't even lend her a pen to fill out a credit application.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's so strong, she can drink peanut butter!
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's so broke, she got an eviction notice on her car.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's like the Pillsbury Doughboy, everybody pokes her.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma like a prize fish: I can mount her or eat her.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so flat, that the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Your mom is like a hockey player: she only showers after 3 periods.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Your mama's like a race car driver because she burns through a lot of rubber.
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Yo momma so ghetto, she had to steal a pair of shoes just to throw them over the power line.