Poor Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

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Yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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Yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.

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Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

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Yo mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, 'Moving.'

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Yo mama is so poor, she created a Gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

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Yo mama's so cheap, she reuses dental floss... for sewing.

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Yo mama is so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "Buying luggage."

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Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

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Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention!

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Yo mama is so poor that she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

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Yo mama is so poor that I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

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Yo mama is so poor that the bank repossesed her cardboard box.

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Yo mama is so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money!

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Yo mama is so poor she couldn't afford to apply for Medicare!

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Yo mama is so poor that she has to wear her McDonald's uniform to church.

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Yo mama is so poor that she's got more furniture on her porch than in her house.

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Yo mama is so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.

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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

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Yo mama is so poor that she lives in a two story Dorrito bag with a dog named Chip.

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Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

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Yo mama is so poor that her front and back doors are on the same hinge.

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Yo mama is so poor that I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.

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Yo mama is so poor that the closest thing to a car she has is a low-rider shopping cart with a box on it.

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Yo mama is so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"

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Yo mama is so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

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Yo mama is so poor that I went to her house and tore down some cob webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"

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Yo mama is so poor that I stepped on her skateboard and she said "Hey, get off the car!"

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Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd bucket to your right."

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Yo mama is so poor that when I walked inside her house and put out a cigarette, she said "who turned off the heater?"

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Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

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Yo mama is so poor that she watches TV on an Etch-A-Sketch.

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Yo mama is so poor that she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.

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Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

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Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a food stamp in it.

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Yo mama is so poor that when yo family watches TV, they go to Sears.

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Yo mama is so poor that burglars break in and leave money.

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Yo mama is so poor that she married young just to get the rice!

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Yo mama is so poor that when I went over to her house for dinner and grabbed a paper plate, she said "Don't use the good china!"

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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Remodeling."

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Yo mama is so poor that I threw a rock at a trash can and she popped out and said "Who knocked?"

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Yo mama is so poor that we were on a road trip and she stopped by a dumpster and got out. I said "what are you doing" and she said I'm "booking a hotel!"

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Yo mama is so poor that I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said, "Who turned off the lights?"

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Yo mama is so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti."

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Yo mama is so poor that after I pissed in your yard, she thanked me for watering the lawn.

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Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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Yo mama is so poor that she got in an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

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Yo mama's so poor, that her doormat doesn't say "welcome", it says "welfare".

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Yo mama is so poor that for halloween, her trick was the treat.

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Yo mama is so poor that when she tells people her address, she says "it's in the second alley from main street, beside the yellow dumpster."

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Yo mama is so poor that her idea of a timeshare is a few days camped out under a bridge.

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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her in the park digging up plants, she said she was "getting groceries".

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Yo mama is so poor that when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

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Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

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Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

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Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

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Yo momma is so poor she went running after the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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Yo Momma's so poor I stepped in a puddle, and her head popped out and said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOINF IN MY BATHTUB!?"

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Yo mamma so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, I stopped and said, "You lost a shoe!" and she said, "No, I found a shoe!"

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Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!

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Yo mama so poor her front door and back door are on the same hinges.

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Yo mama so poor that when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said, "Who turned off my heat?"

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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she took a box, put two sticks on it, spun it around, and said, "Here's your Xbox 360."

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Your mom's so poor she waits outside KFC to lick people's fingers after they eat.

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Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

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Yo mama so poor when I went to her house and stepped on a lit cigarette she said, "Who turned the lights out?"

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Yo mamma is so poor when people ring the door bell they hear the toilet flush.

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Your mamma so poor she washes paper plates.

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Yo mama so poor when you walk in her house's front door you're in the backyard.

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Yo momma so poor the only letters she knows in the alphabet are "EBT."

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Yo mama so poor, that she goes to KFC to lick people's fingers.

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Yo momma's so poor, ya'll ate cereal with a fork so that you could save milk!

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Yo momma's so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

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Yo momma's so poor, when I told her about the Last Supper, she thought the food stamps had run out.

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Yo momma's so poor, she watches television on an Etch A Sketch.

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Yo momma's so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding-dong."

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Yo momma's so poor, I visited her house, tore down the cob webs, and she screamed, "Who's tearing down the drapes!"

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Yo momma's so poor, I once threw a stone at a garbage can, and out she popped saying, "Who knocked?"

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Yo momma's so poor, I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence.

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Yo mama's so poor, when I threw a rock at a trash can, she popped out and said, "Who knocked?"

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Yo mama so poor when I went into her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, "Who turned off the heater?"

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Yo momma's so poor, when I visited her trailer, two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.

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Yo momma's so poor, I asked her where the facilities were and she replied, "Pick a corner, any corner."

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Yo momma's so poor, I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said, "Sure thing, it's the fourth tree on your right."

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Yo momma's so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.

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Yo momma's so poor, when she asked me over to dinner, I took a paper plate from the kitchen and she screamed, "Don't use the good china!"

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Yo mamma so poor, she ran after the garbage truck with a shopping list

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Yo momma so poor she went to Mcdonald's and tried to put a shake on layaway.

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Yo momma's so poor, when I asked her what was for dinner she put her feet on the table and said, "Corn."

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