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Short Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central

Get down to the humor with Short Yo Mama Jokes! This category is all about jokes that playfully exaggerate "Yo Mama's" lack of height. If you're ready for jokes about comical shortness and pint-sized problems, explore this collection!

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so short, she has to slam dunk her bus fare.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa, and he told her to get back to work.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s license.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's so small, she hang glides with a Dorito.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's house so small, you have to go outside to change your mind.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall-to-wall carpeting.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she models for trophys.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she can do push-ups under the door.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she can limbo under the door.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she has to look up to look down.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O'Neal.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short, you can make a life size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so small she can't even get high.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so small she committed suicide off the curb.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Your mum's so small she can do pull-ups on a staple.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mamma so short when she tried to smoke weed she couldn't get high.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's so short that she trips on her tampon string.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so short she can 69 with Yoda.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma so short, she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma is so short, she hang glides with a Dorito!

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo momma is so short she does back flips in the space under the door.

SHORT YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mamma so short, when she sits on a dime, her feet don't touch the ground!