Skinny Yo Mama Jokes | Yo Mama Jokes Central

Get lean with Skinny Yo Mama Jokes! This category is dedicated to jokes that playfully exaggerate "Yo Mama's" thin physique. If you're ready for jokes about comical skinniness and bony figures, explore this collection!

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she turned sideways and disappeared.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Fruit Loop.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she inspires crack whores to diet.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mamma so skinny, she uses dental floss as toilet paper.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama is so dirty that when she takes a bath she becomes skinny.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mamma's so skinny, that she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo Mama So Skinny She Could Only Fit One Stripe On Her PJs.

SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.