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NASTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats Crisco!
SKINNY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fat.
OLD YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
UGLY YO MAMA JOKES
yo mama's so ugly, when Wreck - It - Ralph saw her face he said "it's already broken"
POOR YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
ENTITLED YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so spoiled, she thinks “self-service” means someone will do things for her.
OTHER YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's unkind, she makes tax collectors seem generous.
SHORT YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so short that she can play handball on the curb.
SHORT YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama is so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
SHORT YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall-to-wall carpeting.
DIRTY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's so dirty, she fertilizes her lawn by rolling in it!
UGLY YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so ugly , she made the illuminati close its eye!
ENTITLED YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's demanding, she expects the sun to revolve around her.
EVIL YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama's hated, people throw parties when she leaves the room.